It is to my deepest shame and regret that I have finally been publically out-ed and will have to come clean before's and in fronts of you all.
This all came about after an incident the other day when I was driving the Mantaray through one of her majesty's ex highways (I will explain) as a result of a minor roadworks diversion just of the South Circular in Claaam (that's ClaphAm, BalahAm, StreatAm to all you northerners)
I was proceding at a measurely (walking) pace (I could've made a policeman but I don't think we would have got on) when a respectably dressed but perhaps shadowy looking gentleman came towards me from the opposite in his relatively shiney (but very puny lookin against a Mantaray) silver Alfa 156. I pulled over to my left to let him through and he also pulled over to my left to block my way it seems. There was plenty room for him to get through but he seemed to be gesticulating something to me like something wasn't right. So not wanting to be shot I reversed backwards another two car spaces to let him through whereupon he then travelled forward at a less than measurely place (like the crawler that he turned out to be).
It was only when our windows were imediately parralel that I could here the mantra that he had been repeating over and over again since our paths (didn't ever have to) collide " THIS IS A BLACK AREA! "
Having lived in the same area for more years that this man appeared to have acquired I was firstly taken aback and then I was er taken aback.....
But it has finally dawned on me that this is what positive discrimination is all about, isn't it healthy and good I thought (said in a deeply primeval cynical Jeremy Clackson type of voice).
So therefor I must confess that I am a member of the lowest of the lows in our area, I have finally come out, I am a white middle class
hetrosexual and proud you f u n k u l w u n k e r s.
... should
anyone be foolish enough to listen 
), or indeed ailments, please can we
make them car related, even in the drivel zone! In my experience people get agitated, & occasionally offended about this sort of stuff, & there are
many, many Forums & Blogs out there which are dedicated to that sort of stuff.
